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The Official Miley Cyrus Rap

Miley Cyrus, AKA Hannah Montana has an enormous fan base. How utterly ridiculous would it be if her number 1 fan was a thirty year old man? Media Monster Miley had this one coming. Hip Hop, meets Hannah Montana. Click the picture to see what all the hype is about!


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Halo 3 Uber Rap

Hip Hop meets Halo 3, in this ode to Matchmaking Rap that has swept the internet. Gotta be a Gamer, or Halo player for this even to make sense, but if you do play, its freaking hilarious!

halo 3

June 17, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | comedy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Itchy Itchy Assholes: The Board Game

Remember the 80s Board Game Hungry Hungry Hippos? This isn’t that. Warped Corp. Presents Itchy Itchy Assholes. Fun for the HOLE Family!

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June 17, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | comedy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

MTV Real World Rejects

Some MTV real world audition tapes should never see the light of day, this is an example as to why.

real world

June 17, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | comedy | , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

Hillary Clinton Blow Job Scandal

Just another reason to vote for Obama, or McCain.

Hill

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Virtual Sex Teacher

In an effort to bridge the gap between the last two generations, warped has created a virtual sex teacher to explain some of the more modern sexual positions, and how they are applied.

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June 17, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | Dating, comedy | , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

2 Girls 1 Cup The Movie

After a viral video went around, and became a household name, millions of people actually watched this disturbing film. Hollywood quickly jumped on the bandwagon, and has been working on a Feature version. Starring Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Here is the trailer.
2 girls

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Virtual Boyfriend

In searching for a woman’s idea of a perfect man, scientists create the Virtual Boyfriend.
boyfriend

June 17, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | Dating, comedy | , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

MMA Fighter Kimbo Slice releases a new Soda

Kimbo slice soda to be sold worldwide, after a successful fighting, and PR campaign.
Kimbo Slice

June 17, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, comedy, news | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

Inspect HER Gadget, Celebrity Upskirts.

Panty Droppers Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid, and Britney Spears get a visit from one of the greatest cartoon characters of all time, Inspector Gadget. Mix the past with the present, and sprinkle in some Warped, and this is what you get. Inspect Her Gadget.


Upskirt Brittany

June 17, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, comedy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments