Woman Sues Victoria’s Secret, injured by a G-String.

Just another example of a frivolous lawsuit,
Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective “low-rise v-string” from the Victoria’s Secret “Sexy Little Thing” line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court.

If she wins, then I will follow with a series of lawsuits against the lingerie giant as well. First off I am nearsighted now because every time I get a Victoria’s Secret magazine, I examine it for weeks on end. Not only does this effect my eyes, but it has been known to chafe my skin as well. And secondly I have a serious neck condition, from visiting the store around christmas time for my wife. When I see women modeling the sexy stuff, I tend to get whiplash, looking back at forth at them.

All Joking aside, a 52 year old beast of a woman has no business wearing a g string in the first place, that in and of itself should be a crime. But secondly if you require instructions on how to use one, you shouldn’t be shopping for one in the first place. Stick with the Granny panties Macrida Patterson, you are a perfect example of EPIC FAIL.

A side note to Victoria’s Secret. If you need a G string specialist to come in and run tests on models for you please contact me!

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