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New Car runs on Plutonium

The race for the next fuel, whether it be bio fuel, water vapor, steam, or vegan farts, has really picked up over the last few months due to a heavy increase in gas prices. Dr. Emmett Brown, known for his past work in speaker modifications, has created what many feel is the next way our society will get around, and help the environment. When asked for comment Dr. Brown said “Great Scott!, gas is 5 bucks a gallon?”
His plutonium based car might be radioactive, but it gives off no exhaust, and truly is a cleaner, more effective car. Many companies are looking into his design, expect to see it sometime in the near future.

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June 22, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | comedy, news | , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment