Cell Phone Law Goes into effect July 1st 2008

California News -No more driving and talking on your cell phone as of July 1st 2008. You can however use hands free devices, but if cops see you driving around on your cell phone they are required to use lethal force. Sergeant Miller of LAPD said “I can’t wait to use the rocket launcher on some douche driving a hummer”. Most people know that it is dangerous to drive and be on the phone at the same time, but for the slew of retarded in Southern California it will take some time for this to set in. On a side note, the public can take matters into their own hands as well, and are expected to. If we simply take out all of these idiots, maybe evolution will take place, and the human race can move forward. Machine Guns, grenades, and flame throwers stocks have risen sharply in the past few weeks, and there is no sign of them slowing down.