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Chris Brown Rihanna Beatdown

R and B Singer Chris Brown was Arrested after Beating up Rihanna. Here is a comedic look, at an unfunny situation.

February 13, 2009 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, comedy, news | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

Paris Hilton VS John McCain – Political AD!

August 6, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, comedy, news | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Sarah Silverman is nominated for an Emmy.

July 18, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | Dating, celebrity, comedy, news | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

Miley Cyrus 7 Things

New Music video is sweeping the net. To view it, and learn 7 things you didn’t know about Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, click the picture!

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June 30, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, news | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

George Carlin Comedian Dies at 71

A Pioneer in stand up comedy, as well as the inspiration for thousands of comedians, George Carlin is with us no more. He was a personal hero, and a big part of the reason I got into comedy in the first place.
Irreverent comedian George Carlin, whose profanity-laced skewering of US political and social conventions made him a counter-culture hero, has died of heart failure at the age of 71.

Carlin died on Sunday evening at the Saint John’s Health Centre in Santa Monica, California, just hours after complaining of chest pains, publicist Jeff Abraham said. Carlin had a history of heart problems and underwent rehab in 2004 for addictions to alcohol and prescription painkillers.

He died just days after it was announced he had been awarded the prestigious Mark Twain Prize for “American Humour” by the Kennedy Centre for the Performing Arts in Washington. The award would have been presented this November.

“In his lengthy career as a comedian, writer and actor, George Carlin has not only made us laugh, but he makes us think,” said Stephen A Schwarzman, the Kennedy Centre chairman. “His influence on the next generation of comics has been far-reaching.”

“I’ve always been sort of anti-authoritarian and I really don’t like arbitrary rules and regulations that are essentially designed to get people in the habit of conforming,” Carlin said in a National Public Radio interview in 2004.

Born in New York in 1937, Carlin started out as a radio DJ and stand-up comedian and went on to make 23 comedy albums, 14 television specials, and win four Grammy Awards. He was famously against religion and politicians.

“I’m completely in favour of the separation of church and state,” he once said. “My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”

But his most lasting impact dates from 1972 and his bawdy routine: The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.

When he uttered all the words at a stand-up show in Milwaukee he was arrested and charged with disturbing the peace, but was later exonerated when a judge ruled he was protected by the Constitution’s guarantee of freedom of speech.

However, when a New York Radio station played the routine the Supreme Court ruled in 1978 that the government had the right to censor radio stations.

Last year Carlin was voted the second-best comedian of all time behind Richard Pryor in a Comedy Central cable television station poll of network executive and industry veterans.

Carlin is survived by his second wife Sally Wade, daughter Kelly Carlin McCall and brother Patrick. His first wife, Brenda, died of cancer in 1997, and he himself had long ruminated on the end of life.

“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time,” he said.

A fierce critic of modern civilisation, Carlin told Playboy in 2005 that his vision of the afterlife included a “heavenly CNN”.

“The world is a big theatre-in-the round as far as I’m concerned, and I’d love to watch it spin itself into oblivion,” he told the magazine. “Tune in and watch the human adventure. … That’s what I want heaven to be.”

You will be Missed George, Joe Bless you.

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June 24, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, comedy, news | , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Cloning cures Erectile Disfunction

Its official! Scientists in Southern California concluded their research this last week, and were medically able to prove that erectile disfunction could be cured forever, in men of all ages, all genders, races, and no matter what the past problem was, with one fix. Having a MEGAN FOX Clone.

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Mass Production will begin in the next three to four weeks, and your own personalized Megan Fox Clone will be hand delivered within 6-8 weeks of ordering. Megan was humbled to learn that she would be saving the world. To See what life with a clone might be like, click the picture, and take a walk on the virtual side!

June 24, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, comedy, news | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Paris Hilton Caught Topless in Southern California Heatwave

After a day of rolling black outs, and 114 degree weather most of Southern California was on edge. We were lucky enough to catch a glimpse of Paris Hilton topless down on Melrose outside of a popular eatery. When asked why she was topless, she responded with a coy smile, and “its so hot”.
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June 21, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, comedy, news | , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS BIRTHS BABY ON WAL-MART FLOOR

McComb, MS- “This is the most bad-ass day of my life,” said an emotional Jamie Lynn Spears yesterday, swaddling her newborn baby in a torn I Hate Mondays t-shirt. 17-year-old Spears gave birth to 7 lb. 11 oz. Maddie Briann in the power tool aisle of a McComb Wal-Mart Wednesday afternoon. The labor was supervised by Wal-Mart manager Newt Huckert and some other good folks.
“Jamie Lynn was a real trooper,” said Huckert. “We offered her some Tylenol to kill the pain, but all she wanted was Mountain Dew.”

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The barefoot star of Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101 announced her pregnancy through an article in OK! Magazine and is expected to receive a hefty payday for exclusive photos of the newborn.
Maddie Briann’s father, 19-year old pipe-layer Casey Aldridge, is currently engaged to marry Spears. The couple’s wedding date is currently pending the availability of the McComb Cracker Barrel.
“I’m gonna raise the shit out of this baby,” said Aldridge. “I’m happy it’s a girl. T’were it a boy, I would have named it Bachman Turner, but Maddie Briann is fine by me.”
Britney Spears and her father, Jamie, flew from Los Angeles to their hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to celebrate the birth. “I’m already thinking about the baby’s future,” said grandfather Jamie. “I bought her twenty lottery tickets. All she needs is one winner and she’s set for life. I’d say those are good odds.”
Currently recovering in Wal-Mart’s stockroom, Jamie Lynn is expected to return home Saturday, when her family will celebrate with a tailgate party and mac and cheese with cut up wieners.

June 20, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, news | , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

The Official Miley Cyrus Rap

Miley Cyrus, AKA Hannah Montana has an enormous fan base. How utterly ridiculous would it be if her number 1 fan was a thirty year old man? Media Monster Miley had this one coming. Hip Hop, meets Hannah Montana. Click the picture to see what all the hype is about!


June 17, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, comedy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

MMA Fighter Kimbo Slice releases a new Soda

Kimbo slice soda to be sold worldwide, after a successful fighting, and PR campaign.
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June 17, 2008 Posted by warpedcorp | celebrity, comedy, news | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet